[Wilson is sitting down and unknown to him, he's actually sitting on the walkie button.]

I could have sworn... I can't find my other sock.

Huh...

((ooc; i'm still on hiatus until next monday but this idea came to me in the bathroom while taking off the face cleaner stuff. and it was so random that i couldn't pass it up))

[for about ten minutes, there is someone on the walkie who keeps clicking the button to speak but only static goes through. That's because every time said person wants to speak, he decides against it. Finally it speaks!]

House. [a pause then a loud crash as items fall of a shelf. The walkie goes dead for a moment as Wilson picks the items up.] Stop telling everyone I'm your slave.

To everyone else, please disregard anything Dr. House has been saying about me or my personal life.

[the walls have ears. well not really but shush]